Carlin Quote of the Day

[chrystie69]

HAVE A NICE DAY

Not me.  I'm not nice, I'm not fine, I'm not great.  People ask me how I am, I don't give them any superlatives; nothing to gossip about.  I tell them I'm "fairly decent." Or "relatively okay."  I might say, "I'm moderately neato." And if I'm in a particularly jaunty mood, I'll tell them, "I'm not unwell, thank you."

That one always pisses them off.  Because they have to figure it out for themselves.