HAVE A NICE DAY
Not me. I'm not nice, I'm not fine, I'm not great. People ask me how I am, I don't give them any superlatives; nothing to gossip about. I tell them I'm "fairly decent." Or "relatively okay." I might say, "I'm moderately neato." And if I'm in a particularly jaunty mood, I'll tell them, "I'm not unwell, thank you."
That one always pisses them off. Because they have to figure it out for themselves.
POPULAR BELIEFS
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping lately? Only a naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that
DOG MOMENTS
Sometimes you can get a dog that looks exactly like the one you had before. It's true. Ifyou shop around a little, you can find you a dog identical to your former dog. You just bring the dead one into the pet shop, throw him up on the counter and say, "Gimme another one of these." And, by God, they'll give you a carbon copy of your ex-goddamn dog. And that's real handy, cause then you don't have to around your house changin' all the pictures.
OK wish they could do that...but Rocky & Tiny are one of a Kinds! :( But they are my babies.
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